What they're not telling you: “It is one thing for the people (of Iran) to be ruled by globally feared autocrats armed to the teeth, but quite another to be governed by humiliated, now impotent incompetents and buffoons.” Wednesday the US / Iran ceasefire expires. It has been an interesting two weeks. The US used it to negotiate an end to hostilities, resupply our ships in the Arabian Sea, do maintenance on our ships and warplanes, dismantle Iran’s banking conduits, and blockade Hormuz to shut down the regime’s remaining income flow.
# THE TAKE: Iran's Clergy Aren't the Plot Twist You Think They Are Cut the folklore. The incomplete premise floating around—that Iran's transition from "globally feared autocrats" to "humble clerics" represents meaningful change—is narrative malpractice. Document the facts: Supreme Leader Khamenei controls the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps budget (north of $30B annually), appoints judiciary heads, and commands state media. That's not humility. That's consolidation. The "interesting-er" angle pretends clerical rule softens authoritarianism. It doesn't. It obscures it. A robed autocrat with theological legitimacy is still an autocrat—just harder to pressure internationally because Washington can't simply call it "dictatorial." It's "religious governance." The actual story: Iran swapped one oppressive apparatus for a more ideologically durable one. Less flashy, more entrenched. Stop treating institutional rebranding as democratic progress.
What the Documents Show
The Iranians used it to jump up and down and go woo-woo-woo. They also tried to dig out the entrances of their bombed caves and tunnels to unearth whatever’s left of their hidden missile launchers. Our satellites watched everything they did and mapped the coordinates. So far, not fruitful, if termination of hostilities and surrender of Iran’s uranium is the goal. We’re not even sure the Iranians we’re negotiating with have any real authority to make a deal.
Follow the Money
Iran’s government at this point is a hash of conflicting factions: the Revolutionary Guard (IRGC), which is a large Jihadi mafia that happens to own half of Iran’s economy and controls its advanced missile and drone weaponry; the regular Army (Artesh) which would theoretically defend against a ground invasion, but otherwise just stands by; and the civilian government represented by President Masoud Pezeshkian, Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi, and Parliament Speaker Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibef — none of whom seem to hold any real decision-making power. America’s negotiators, led by Veep Vance along with Messrs. Witkoff and Kushner, will land back in Islamabad, Pakistan, today (Monday, April 20). the aforementioned uranium plus a twenty-year halt of nuclear activities with no path toward a weapon; an end to Iranian support for Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Houthis; phased-out sanctions and access to frozen assets; Events over the weekend argue that Iran is not finished playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. They tried to run the Hormuz blockade on Sunday with an incoming cargo ship, the Iranian-flagged M/V Touska. The USS destroyer Spruance, an Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer, blew a hole clean through its engine room and then seized the vessel.
What Else We Know
Its cargo remains undisclosed for now. Iran claims that it has closed the Strait of Hormuz. The US said it was already closed via the US blockade (we closed it harder). Iran can’t surreptitiously move any oil out to sell to China or run supplies into the country. Iran will lose about $500-million a day and China will lose the majority of its oil imports. China will jump up and down and go woo-woo-woo over that, while the IRGC will lose its last remaining income stream, meaning no pay for anyone.
Primary Sources
- Source: ZeroHedge
- Category: Government Secrets
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